PILOT : PAVRII
AIR STEWARDESS : PAVRII
CHEF / COOK : PAVRII


FARE : $5
20 CENTS EXTRA TO STORE WEAPONS IN LOCKERS.


FOOD PROVIDED :
BREAKFAST : CASHEW NUTS
LUNCH : ROASTED NUTS
DINNER : BOILED NUTS

welcome to pavriism airlines
the only airline that transports terrorists from place to place
is brought to you by...
KINGKOIL! *TOIIIING

passengers with bombs place head to the left
passengers with weapons please head to the right
the airstewardess will assist you in placing your bombs into the special compartments
however, if your bomb should go off during the flight, we will not bear any responsibilty
WE SHALL ALL DIE TOGETHER!

we are very strict about punctuality.
so if you arrive late and your foot is stuck in door, the door will automatically close and again, we will not be responsible.